🔥 The Bargain, A Tale in Two Poems

Woe Betide Me

For twenty-five a year, our service is your friend,

Keeping you from a deadline’s bitter end.

Forget the date? Oh, what a plight!

Late fees and fines, an awful sight.

A parking ticket on your windshield gleams,

More costly than our service, it seems.

The DMV, a place of dread and wait,

Our price is kinder to your mental state.

Miss a bill? Your credit score might tumble,

While our fee’s less than a lawyer’s grumble.

Forgot your anniversary? What a mess!

Our reminder’s cheaper than relationship stress.

The “rush fee” for that urgent task you slept on,

Costs more than our service you can depend on.

A missed flight’s rebooking? Oh, the pain!

Our price is less than your travel drain.

Expired passport at the border? Yikes!

Our fee’s a fraction of those overnight hikes.

Late tax returns and IRS dismay,

Cost more than our service any day.

So for a year of peace of mind,

Twenty-five dollars, if you’re inclined.

Save cash, time, and your sanity,

With our bargain-priced humanity!

The Beauty of a Bargain

For twenty-five a year, our service is quite neat,

It’s cheaper than a lunch you’d casually eat.

Less than a month of shows you’d stream,

Or movie tickets with popcorn supreme.

More affordable than a hardcover tome,

Or an oil change for the car you own.

Two fancy cocktails at a swanky bar?

Our price is lower, by far!

A mid-range wine you’d sip with care,

Costs more than our service, we swear.

A month at the gym to build your muscle?

Our fee’s less, without the hustle.

Concert merch, a shirt you’d buy,

Exceeds our price, we don’t lie.

A manicure to make nails gleam,

Is pricier than our service scheme.

So for a year of value true,

Twenty-five dollars is all for you.

A bargain deal, don’t hesitate,

Our service at this modest rate!